The Weather Spotters Guide to the Galaxy

Weather and women are similar to me, both beautiful-both a total
mystery. I didn’t find the secret to either one this week but was
given some tools to at least begin a rudimentary understanding of the
weather. A primer on women has yet to be created.

Skywarn is a program began by National Weather Service (NWS) in the
sixties to make mortals into trained weather spotters. The NWS has
radar facilities all across the country however they still need eyes
on the ground to observe the weather. Radar travels in a straight
line and the earth is curved, so radar only reveals a portion of
potential storms as it travels from its point of origin and steadily
up and away from earth. Trained spotters are needed to create a
weather story to either side of that wave of radar.

I attended Skywarn training which dealt mostly with identifying the
telltale signs of a thunderstorm which are the precursor of severe
weather. I don’t have enough space here but suffice to say that not
all “funny looking” clouds are created equal. Our brief training
seemed to always point to a wall cloud and an anvil cloud complete
with overshooting top as tornado scat. The wall cloud is closer to
the ground and points down and towards rain or hail and has visible
rotation. The anvil cloud is the giant umbrella that lords over
everything except the overshooting top which is like the useless
button on top of a ball cap.
An exchange of warm rising air for cold falling air is what creates
rotation. Without rotation, you have rain and ruined ball games. If
rotation shows its face, you have potential for severe weather. Our
training was 2 ½ hours and was not enough time to make me able to
understand weather spotting enough to make you understand it in five
hundred words. If you are interested in the Skywarn classes, you
can participate online at
http://www.crh.noaa.gov/dmx/presentations/spotter-training/NWS-Spotter
-Training_files/frame.htm or just google “skywarn online training.”

Minnesota experiences the most tornadoes of any state in the United
States. Most of our tornadoes are at the lower end of the Ehanced
Fujita (ef-1 through ef-5) scale and so are not typically as
destructive as the Oklahoma/Kansas/Texas area tornadoes. Be prepared
and have a safe place to go in the event of tornadic weather, stay
informed by listening to local media (radio, television, internet)
and buy a weather radio, they’re cheap and broadcast the best weather
information I’ve ever found.

We are now entering the storm season and the more real information
(not coffee-shop baloney) you have, the more prepared you will be for
storms. You will also have less fear and be able to enjoy the weather
a bit more.
I think the Skywarn classes help remove a bit of shrouded mystery and
fear when it comes to the weather. As far as mysterious women, that
is a natural veil beyond the understanding of man and a fear with
which we will just have to learn to live.

Letter to Dave

Dear Dave,

This week, you sent me an article from a North Dakota newspaper, “the
Jamestown Sun.” It detailed the incredible amount of traffic that
passes through your home town of Carrington, North Dakota. The Bakken
formation oil patch has increased commerce, and general bustle, in
your area by quite a lot. You work within the distance of a good golf
drive from the intersection of Highway 281 and 52 but that is a
location at which you would not want to “play through.” Traffic at
that intersection passes by about 3000 times per day. I saw recently
that 3rd street and Labree avenue here in Thief River Falls has
approximately the same traffic intensity. The main difference is that
Carrington’s population is about one-quarter the size of Thief River
Falls so that creates an amazing impact. Carrington is one of the
prettiest and most independent towns I’ve visited and I suspect all
of this business will only serve to improve it. Oh yeah, I almost
forgot-you also have one of the healthiest farm economies around too.
I guess a person needs to remember how lovely their wife is even when
another pretty girl walks into the room.

Last year the gophers chewed through the underground water line which
services the cattle. Repairing the leaks was a fairly laborious
exercise of jogging in place. I used a “gopher getter” last year and
again just last week. I turned the water on this year grimly
expecting cruel geysers of unauthorized water release but was
absolutely shocked to find nothing but well-behaved refreshment. It
has been cold here (highs mid forties or so) so I wouldn’t expect
tons of gopher action however there has been absolutely no digging at
all. I wish I would have done this back when I had to bale hay
through and over all of those mounds or spend time cleaning the slugs
of dirt and alfalfa out of the haybine.

I guess most of my letters usually find their resting place a top
farming. I tried bale grazing on a limited basis this winter. Bale
grazing is simply the act of fencing off small groups of hay bales on
your pasture then allowing the cattle in to eat the bales one group
at a time. The main result of this act is that the cattle deposit
their manure in the pasture where it will becomes next seasons
fertilizer. There is some waste of hay however much of it will
eventually rot into the ground and re-seed or fertilize. It also
eliminates starting up a tractor. Anyway I plan to bale graze on a
larger scale this winter and even picked up an Arctic Cat snowmobile
for the task. I had snowshoes for transportation however snowshoeing
seems to me to be a task that people excitedly talk about and then
quietly, rarely actually perform.

I better wrap this up, Dave. I have a bro-date this morning with a
friend who’s been sick the last several months. He needed home-bound
isolation to protect himself from infection but he’s better now and
has a complexion the envy of pasteurized milk and so needs some
outdoor time.

Tell all hello and congratulations to Carrington as it supports and
benefits from North Dakota’s resources.

You’re little bro’

Project Updates

 

Time is a great teacher. There are many times when I write my column
then put it away to be read at a later date. During the later review,
I realize what needs to be removed, what needs further explanation
and even typographic errors. This same situation occurs in the
projects I perform as I often change them after construction has
finished. A “finished” project reveals its flaws to me much more
readily after I can step back and look at a full scale model.

I built a Manitoba fly trap about two years ago. The fly trap is a
pyramid-shape contraption that allows flies access through the bottom
then directs them to seek sunshine by climbing or flying up the
interior of the pyramid until the end of their trip occurs inside a
one gallon pickle jar.
I tried to save money on the construction of the fly trap. I used
plastic to cover the frame and attempted to paint the plastic in
order to block sunlight from the portions where none was needed. The
plastic ripped and I eventually removed it. I replaced the portion of
the body that needed to block sunshine with ¼ inch plywood. I then
used fabric cloth (screen) to over the part of the frame that need to
allow sunlight. All of this additional weight meant the four main legs needed extra
support as they began to crack from the weight. I wanted to correct
his problem and let my readers know before construction revealed
flaws in the design.

It was not careful review that made me modify my second project-the
tornado shelter. I crawled inside it this winter and imagined how I
would feel in the event we had to use the shelter. I decided it
needed more structure out of pure fear.
The tornado shelter is actually based on plans for an outdoor tornado
shelter however I built it in the angle beneath our steps. In between
the double-thick and hurricane-strapped studs I decided to add more two
by four boards. In between each bank of studs, I stacked more two by
fours one on top of the other from the bottom to the top. Each
stacked board is glued to the one beneath it and also fastened to the
stud on either end. I remembered this is the way they used to build
grain elevators. I’ve seen old grain elevators topple over and still
not implode so I thought this might be a good additional design
feature.
After the glue dried, I then covered the whole mess with plywood
that was glued and fastened to that mass of wood. This will then be
covered with car siding to make it look nice. It will either be a
wooden cocoon or wooden coffin, however the more glue I smell and
screw heads I see; the more I trust the shelter’s integrity.

I’ve always said I typically build my projects three times before I
am satisfied. Maybe time and experience have brought that number down
to two. Anyway, I share my projects with you so I like to share my
repairs and improvements as well.

here are the original stories

http://rreflection.areavoices.com/2010/07/01/project-fly-trap/

http://rreflection.areavoices.com/2011/08/12/project-dorothy-room/

He fixed the fun

One of Mom and Dad’s Christmas presents to me in 1978 was a radio.
The radio had bands for am/fm, weather, aircraft and police
transmissions. It fired my imagination and received constant use up
until it broke and then the fun was over.

The Emerson Vanguard from 1958, radio that inspired Dan Maloney's collection

The Emerson Vanguard from 1958, radio that inspired Dan Maloney's collection

Dan Maloney is from Hallock, Minnesota. In 1958, he received a Christmas gift
from his parents of a Vanguard am radio. It fired his imagination and
received constant use right up until it broke and then the fun was
over. His story is different than mine, Dan fixed the fun.

Collectors gather certain items because of the emotional reaction the
item creates. Dan Maloney got his nostalgic hit from old radios,
however old radios that still work are expensive. Old radios that
need repair are about half the price. I spoke with Maloney recently
and he described the meticulous work of testing and removing
capacitors from radio boards until he had a working unit. He also
sometimes carefully crafts replacement plastic parts and even casts
part from “JB Weld” to make a radio both working and kind of lovely.

Zephyr and Monarch radios

Zephyr and Monarch radios

Dan Maloney’s radios are beautiful, there is care in their construct;
some feature “reverse painting.” Reverse painting is when the radio
body is clear and is painted from the back side of the body. This
process creates  depth and give the radio a nice, richer look.

Some radios form really followed function-the function of international tariff’s. Japanese-made radios were charged a tariff for anything more than two transistors and so they manufactured the “boys” radio. It was sold as a toy and not a radio.

 

The Micronic Ruby 1964-65-an example of the miniature radio craze.

The Micronic Ruby 1964-65-an example of the miniature radio craze.

In 1964, the rage was to make tiny radios and so came the “Micronic Ruby” which was
only 1 ½ inches square and used a mercury battery. The first am
radios were hard to hear. Customer complaints inspired radio
manufacturers to increase speaker size which affected the case size
and design. The radios became louder yet were still aesthetically
pleasing.

Maloney has spent up to a week repairing a single radio. In that
case, the radio was wired without enough slack in the wires and with
contraction they had come loose from their soldered connections. In
another case, the insides we so bad that he replaced everything from
a donor radio and spent a great deal of time soldering wires the size
of human hair.

Radios can tell us a little about history. All am radios from
1953-1963 had CONELRAD, an acronym which stood for Control of
Electromagnetic Radiation. CONELRAD was a transmission, broadcast on
channels 640 and 1240, to inform the public in the event of nuclear
attack. In the case of such attack, all other stations would have
shut down and listeners would have turned their dials to the “CD”
mark on the radio and listened to the end of the world.

The regency TR-1, first commercially-sold radio in 1954

The regency TR-1, first commercially-sold radio in 1954

Maloney has a working representative of the first commercial am radio
ever produced, the Regency TR-1. He paid $325 for a non-working unit
then repaired it. This radio has a 22 ½ volt battery which you don’t
just find at the convenience store. It is just one more challenge in
making old radios work.

Christmas 1958 at the Maloney household was marked by the gift of an
am radio which eventually broke. One of Dan’s radio restorations
spoke of optimistic times, when the moon was the limit. The dial was
the earth, a volume control on the side was a satellite and the
speaker guard grill was shaped like clouds. The model name “Vanguard”
was splashed across a rocket and it was all very futuristic and
entertaining. It was the same model as he had received in 1958 and
now he had restored a tangible chunk of his youth. He also restored
the same model for his brother, who’d also received a Vanguard for
Christmas which brought joy right up until it quit working. Through
care and hard work, fueled by nostalgia, Dan Maloney fixed the fun. (for more on information-go to http://www.transistor.org/  this is not Maloney’s site but it is good for those who want to know more about old radios)

The Melos, a Japanese model with an unknown history

The Melos, a Japanese model with an unknown history

update to Project Fly Trap

I posted a story of how to build a Manitoba fly trap in July of 2010. I had to make some changes and I wanted to bring those to your attention.

I ended up changing out the flimsy plastic to a combination of 1/4 plywood and screen fabric. It is mcu more sturdy and works very well. However, it is heavier and I had to bolster the legs because they started to crack under the increased weight.

(original story is at http://rreflection.areavoices.com/2010/07/01/project-fly-trap/)

I ended up changing out the flimsy plastic to a combination of 1/4 plywood and screen fabric.

Fly trap as it looks today.